Bears Porta-John

The bathroom situation at Bears' games is always terrible, although it is much better at the Adler Lot than at the South lot, where there are always 1000 people in line. These people got ahead of the game by bringing their OWN porta john... very clever.

2 Fisting Bears Hottie

Up in the cheap non PSL seats it's a long way to go all the way down to the concessions area to get a beer. So she is getting ahead of the game by bringing up 2 beers for herself. One thing about Bears games is that girls can keep up, too.

No booze past this point

You can see where everyone has to leave their beers as they start to walk from the Adler Lot over to the stadium prior to game time. Note the big white "Delerium Tremens" bottle... that's ours.

Bears Fan in Repose

Upon leaving the stadium during the 2nd half of the blowout loss against the Cardinals in 2009 we saw this gentleman in repose.

Two Fisting Wine

Here's a new trend - two fisting wine. Earlier this guy was drinking the most electric pink wine I've ever seen.

Crazy Lions Wig

In a new trend this Lions fan was having fun with a big blonde wig.

Crazy Steelers Wig

There were an immense number of drunken Steelers fans at the Bears home opener. They came out in colors and this guy had extra colors on his head and did some sort of Steeler dance for anyone nearby.

Bear Skin

Gotta laugh at this guy wearing a bear skin, and the girl with over-the-top makeup who wants a photo with him

Shotgunning a Beer

Kind of like doing a beer bong (check out the movie here), shotgunning a beer never gets old, either. These guys seem a bit too adult to be doing this but what the heck, it's the home opener. Note that they aren't wussing around with 12 oz cans, these are 16 oz cans, to boot

Bears Hottie

This Bears hottie was making the endless trek up the stairs to the cheap non-PSL seats.

It gets cut off but the guy behind me was shouting "Your seat's right here, baby"

Only The Best

Only the finest of corn flavored water in cans are present at this preseason tailgate.

Our tailgating is now at the Adler lot so we will get a chance to meet some new drunks, although it will be tough to top the crowd in the South Lot.

Best Mayor Daley Rant Ever

This is probably the longest and best rant by Mayor Daley. Note the added bonus at the end of the stumbling and slipping as well as the passing out of shots for anyone watching by Drunk'n Idiot. Also note when mayor daley bends over, his foot kicks out and you can hear the bottle of booze breaking on the ground. Best.

South Lot Walk

You have to walk about a mile or so to get from the South Lot to the stadium. Here is a sample of that walk - count the drunks.

Bear Down, Chicago Bears

After each Bear score they play the Chicago Bear fight song. You can hear the guys a few rows up slurring it, and me laughing while this is going on.

Enjoy the Game

This guy was on the "grassy knoll" between LSD and the South Lot as we were leaving. I assume he had bene there since kickoff. Love the arms positions. A true drunk bear fan.

Beer, Water

This photo pretty much sums up your true menu options at Soldier Field if you don't want to die. The bag of peanuts on top is the only food item I would consume there if I was REALLY hungry and even those are probably WW2 era.

Do Not Eat

This really isn't a drunk photo, but one of amazement. One of the mantras of going to a Bear game is to never, ever, ever, EVER eat anything at Soldier Field at ANY COST (except perhaps a bag of peanuts). This family looked to be having breakfast, lunch and dinner. Ugh.

Bum Stylin'

What's my favorite kind of beer? Free beer. You are not allowed to pass this point with any alcohol so the bums strategically place themselves here to get all of the half drunk bottles and cans from people on their way into the game. Note security in the background pleased as peach to do nothing about this.

Jaeger

I saw these guys on the way into the game - they were chugging Jaeger and Captain like the end of the world was nigh.

Packers Suck

Another shot of the very creative flag on display hating on the Pack.