Sunday, September 28, 2014

The Site That Writes Itself

'Nuff said.

"Culter"

I hope this guy got a discount on his Bears jersey because they mis-spelled Cutler. Awesome! I can't believe I picked it out of the crowd. I wonder if he even knows that it is a misprint.

Bears Girls

Not quite sure what this outfit was about but these two girls were having fun as blue Bears. They must have been hot in those Cookie Monster suits it was blazing in the sun.

Mayor Daley Lives!

One of the reasons Dan and I started Drunk Bear Fans was "Mayor Daley", a Bears fan in the south lot who hung out with a guy who wore a "Drunk'n Idiot" jersey and at around 10:30 he'd stand up and give a rambling "our house" speech atop any sort of vehicle he could find. He was such a hit with Dan and I that he has his own category - check it out to see some of his great movies.

Well we didn't go to the South lot for a few years when we hit the Adler lot and so we never knew what happened to him but on the way into the game today I saw Drunk'n Idiot and right next to him on the left wearing the Cutty jersey I could see the mayor! He lives! That's good to know. Also love the older dude with them who face painted himself with Bears' colors. He was part of their posse I believe.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Goofy Bills Fan


Got to hand it to this Bills fan he was the hit of the section (you can see all the girls taking photos of him and laughing) with this crazy getup. He's gonna get a lot of tail wearing this apparently.

The "Obscure-est" Jersey Ever


Like Captain Ahab seeking the white whale I have constantly been on the lookout for anyone wearing the elusive Garrett Wolfe jersey. Nothing against Wolfe, who played for Northern and was a third round draft pick by our demented former management, but the guy had lifetime 274 yards in the NFL.

I saw and briefly talked to the guy and he appeared normal but we crossed wires and I was unable to get from him the narrative of how and why he came to own the coveted most obscure jersey ever. Must have been the alcohol on both sides...

Monday, July 21, 2014

Obscure Jersey Off Season (updated)


Good friend of the most important site on the intertubes Fro Dog sent us this picture of another guy living in the past. However, at least Berrian wasn't always a bust like most of the Bears' offensive picks, likely because he was a third rounder and not a doomed first rounder. Man it seems like a long time ago when he was our receiver threat for the last Super Bowl that the Bears' played in...




And more from our friend Fro Dog! Here is Tommy Harris. Have to say that Tommy Harris was dominant once but it definitely has been a while... like since the Super Bowl loss that we never discuss here at DBF because it is too painful. As soon as we signed a huge contract with Harris he pretty much became a bust. Under the new CBA they certainly would have contained their losses better especially with Emery and Trestman at the helm but hey that's too serious for us here at DBF.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The South Lot is Being Killed Off!

In a tragedy for fans of drunken behavior, the South Lot is being killed off for a damn Star Wars museum.

Rahm promises a replacement but we know we will get screwed.

Our lack of decent space for tailgating is already a disgrace now it is going to get worse.

Now they will have to pack even more drunks in a tighter space.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Admitting Failure

Last winter up in the cheapest of the cheap seats at Soldier Field it was absolutely brutal. The wind was whipping through and for a few games it frankly was hit or miss whether or not I'd lose my toes.

I pulled out my phone a few times to take a photo and it immediately discharged from the cold. It was stone dead. I missed the girls next to us with a frozen beer (they didn't drink it fast enough) and the usual crop of shirtless fools. Thus, I admit that I failed the most important site on the intertubes, DBF.


As a result of this debacle I am thinking about getting one of these next year and just pinning it to my hat. It isn't a go pro, it just takes random pictures every thirty seconds or so. I wouldn't rely on this solely, I'd bring out my old fashioned camera too, but could use it as a backup. Because the work we do here is IMPORTANT, or we like to think so.

Drunk Bear Fan Sees Himself In Lights, Doesn't Like It

Well, this is a first.  We received an email from a Drunk Bear Fan who found himself here on the most important site on the internet.  He asked us to take his photo down.  Which we did, because hey, we are great people.  See you at Soldier Field in just a few months!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Classic Wisonsin

Here at Drunk Bear Fans we aren't afraid to let other fans get involved in the fun.

This classic photo comes from the facebook page of the Fox Wisconsin Girls.  I like the FWG because they are cute, but not slutty, an odd paradigm for marketing that I haven't quite yet figured out.  Anyways.

Today they posted the below photo of some of the (tens of) Brewer fans that were camping out at Miller Park to get first dibs on those extremely valuable Brewer tickets for the coming year.  I told the blond that she should probably take a shower after having her arm around that guy.

I imagine these guys pulled an awesome booze fueled all nighter.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Flamingo Beer Bongs


Back in 2011 the intrepid correspondents at Drunk Bear Fans found these guys using something we called the "Beermingo" which was a combination flamingo / beer bong. Happy to see they now can be bought in bulk at Urban Outfitters.

Also wanted to apologize for the lack of photos in the last few games. It was so damn cold my phone discharged almost immediately in the weather. Next year I may get one of those "button cams" that takes photos every 30 seconds so I can chronicle the usual crop of drunks, shirtless guys, and everything else. We had girls next to us at one of the games whose beer froze entirely - it wasn't a joke up there in the cheap seats.

Friday, November 22, 2013

More Tailgating Innovation

I forgot that Dan added "Tailgating Innovation" to the categories on the sidebar.  This is our contribution... a nice cozy for our mini keg full of ice for a hot early season game.  You won't need that now in the dead of winter.

Classic Post Tailgate Refuse


This is exactly how the Bears expect you to leave your tailgate spot when you head into the stadium.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Hamming It Up For The Camera

This guy in a Bears hat was mugging for the camera over blaring music.  Love the quote from Ditka on the back of their van.

Bum Stylin' 2013

Way back in the day we did a post about bums that were finishing off beers people were leaving behind at the South Lot.  That is still a valid tactic nowadays as this guy proves.
Mmmmm mmmm nothing like a backwash half filled Miller Light can.

Dressed as a "Beers" Fan

Friday, October 11, 2013

Drunk Bear Fans Web Site Value

From time to time people talk to Dan or I about "monetizing" the most important site on the Internet, Drunk Bear Fans.

Dan and I usually chuckle because 1) it is damn hard to make any money on the internet (there's not too much there for blogs) 2) it is a lot of work to even try and we don't want to pour the time into it (really, it's not like it has a tremendous value to society, but it is funny).

Some dumb site that directs us traffic (which we don't care about) lets you put in your domain name and it estimates its "value" and "daily income potential".  What did they say about Drunk Bear Fans... wait for it...
We were worth $8.95!  and we can make 15 cents / day!
Ha ha... we're rich, baby.


Drunk Giants Fans in Costume


These Giants fans were in costume and I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish but it was very funny.  At least I waited until I got outside of the washroom to take a photo of the guy in purple which they posed for in the night - some other guy was taking a photo of him while he was at a urinal (note - that's not cool).


Hilarious Giants Fan


Sometimes opposing fans come and they are just dicks (see - the Steelers) and sometimes they are hilarious.  The Giants fans mostly fit into that hilarious category, watching the game, saying something funny, and generally taking the abuse that they were being pelted with in stride.

After the Giants scored this guy was cheering a bit and someone behind me said
Damn you and your glorious hair!
And then he let me take this photo of his, indeed, glorious hair.