Friday, November 23, 2007

Really Drunk Husky Fans

Drunk Husky Fan

No idea who this is, but we will take it.

Drunk Husky Fans...Pilgrims vs. Injuns for Thanksgiving

See this post for explanation.

Drunk Husky Fans

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A couple of my friends (Husky Fans - Washington variety) from the football blog run a relay race every Thanksgiving, called the Turkey Trot. Two teams are organized, Pilgrims vs. Injuns.

The race includes potato sack racing, corn shucking, egg walk, donut on a string chowing, beer bong, apple bobbing, etc. I heard that the Pilgrims won this year, in an apple bobbing massacre. Injuns get to do the dishes!

Here are a couple of drunks shucking corn - not sure what that cat is doing in the photo, maybe it just was used in the traditional "cat kick" that starts off the festivities.
Here we have spirited competition in the egg walk. Careful!
Below you can see the course ready for action. Note the triple threat of bad beer in the corner, all of the "lights" are represented - Coors, Miller and Bud. I honestly don't know how you people can consume what I now call "corn water". But I suppose if it gets you smashed, go for it.
Here is an action shot of a couple of very ugly participants consuming donuts on a string.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Drunk Gopher Fans

These guys were pretty funny, too bad they left early in the game as their Gophers were getting wiped out by my beloved Illini.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Beer Bongs

Beer bongs are a classic at any sporting event. I was able to catch these two guys loading up through the ever present cloud of grill smoke. Some subtle details - the first beer bong aficionado citing that the last guy he did this with drank nine and "puked" and the guy in the fuzzy bear hat pouring the beer into the second funnel. Gone in a flash!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Drunk Bear Girls

Check out the blonde. Not bad for a Drunk Bear Fan.

Strange Dance

These women drank a very impressive amount of beer.

The Blog That Writes Itself


Soldier Field really needs to get with it on the beer vendor side. They have this stupid system where the vendor has to open the king can, pour it into a cup and give it to the patron. They should get rid of all of this crap and sell the plastic bottles - simply unscrew the cap and hand it off.

No Bathroom Needed

This guy just opened his car door and pissed on the ground, a common sight in the South Lot.

A Family That Does Shots Together Stays Together

Keep your eye on the blond haired guy in the middle, who had drank so much by this time that he is starting to lose control.

Mayor Daley Again!

I think "Mayor Daley", as I affectionately call him, is my favorite Drunk Bear Fan with Hester Bear running a close second and "Drunk N Idiot" a close third. You may remember Mayor Daley from last year.

Mayor Daley Chugs Goldschlager

Et Tu, Carl?

Carl says he wasn't drunk when he dropped this Miller Lite, and that the guy next to him knocked it out of his hands. I believe Carl this time as the guy immediately replaced it.

Future Drunk Bear Fan

I simply can't fathom bringing an infant to a Bear game.

Bathroom Not Required

Taken right by my H3.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Bears Family

Nothing brings a family closer than putting on crazy Bear 'fro wigs. Note the daughter too cool to play along... I'm sure that this will be part of her tell-all book

Hester Bear

Here's another good costume... this guy dressed up in a Bears costume with a Hester jersey. I like the way he walks and his tail, pretty funny

Young Ditka

This guy was creative... he dressed up as a young Ditka coach version. I'm sure that this gitup got him more tail than Sinatra...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Crazy Funny Tombstone Guy

At the Cowboys / Bears tailgate we pulled up next to a lunatic that was seriously funny. He said he came from Wrigley and I believed it... that is a hell of a drinking double header. He had some foam skulls with the Cowboy logo and a tombstone that he used with Romo's name on it. He berated all of the Cowboy fans in particular the girls. In this highlight he is bonking a female Cowboys fan on the head with the tombstone - if you get to the end of the video you can hear him shout "eat it!" You can't hear it on this clip but he ended all of his crazy and lewd comments to women with "call me" which also got a lot of laughs. Some drunks are angry but this guy was just funny.

Rex Fan

I was looking for a jersey prior to the game but couldn't bring myself to buy a Grossman jersey... they were pretty picked over. Not paying $75 for an Orton jersey, either. This guy is a die-hard fan bet he took some abuse for sexy-Rexy's horrid play

Beer Holster

Loved this guy with his beer holster. A beer holster goes with anything.

Old Fan Throwing Up

Ah... some things need no introduction, like the guy throwing up in the South lot 1 hour before game time. The guys I was with said he was as old as their father.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Upping the Ante

This guy seriously upped the tailgating ante last year when he brought his favorite stripper along to give lapdances in the South Lot.

Bum Styling at the Bears

For those who don't know what this is, after you depart the South Lot you must dump/drink your "last" beer before moving on the path to the stadium. Some enterprising bums have set up camp here to enjoy all of those last half beers and are rewarded for their efforts. Photos by Carl.


In a new low for a Bear game, I received not one, not two, but three beer showers from this drunk woman. As pictured (photo taken by Carl) she would break into dance every time the music played. Later she pulled up her top revealing her bra and began to pull her pants down so everyone could see the top of her butt. Beads were getting tossed her way and I got pelted with those too. We were worried that she was going to puke on us, but her friend assured us, and I quote "she doesn't puke, she shits, and always says turtle, turtle, turtle before doing it".

How could I make that up?


Which costome is scarier?

Drunk Badger Fans

Not Drunk Bear Fans, but it covers the theme of the blog.

Note the two story beer bong in the background.

Soldier Field Bathroom

Photo by Carl.

Welcome to Beautiful Soldier Field

Mayor Daley

This is my favorite video I ever made, I affectionately call him Mayor Daley. I still laugh every time I watch it. It was ten degrees fahrenheit at the time.


The guy in the background painted blue with Urlacher's number had no shirt on and it was ten degrees that day in Chicago. By halftime he had purchased a coat from the concession stands.

Viking Jersey Burned in Effigy

Ten Degrees Fahrenheit