Monday, September 17, 2007

Turtle

In a new low for a Bear game, I received not one, not two, but three beer showers from this drunk woman. As pictured (photo taken by Carl) she would break into dance every time the music played. Later she pulled up her top revealing her bra and began to pull her pants down so everyone could see the top of her butt. Beads were getting tossed her way and I got pelted with those too. We were worried that she was going to puke on us, but her friend assured us, and I quote "she doesn't puke, she shits, and always says turtle, turtle, turtle before doing it".

How could I make that up?

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