Microsoft renamed their search engine "Bing" and then went out to scan the world. Apparently they stumbled upon the most important site in the world, "Drunk Bear Fans", of course.
If you go into their search engine and type "drunks" or you can just follow this URL right here you will find one of Dan's all time best photos on the 2nd line of the main page, where some dope was basically peeing on Dan's truck in the South lot while tailgating, and Dan put a teeny-weeny little square over the guys' private parts. Here is a link to this classic post.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
For Drunk Bear Fans to thrive, we need to keep the drunks adequately filled with alcohol. While you can bring your own in the parking lot, once inside the Stadium it is mostly mass market stuff. But now you can see that the Irish and those that like Guinness also have a new drinking option - the stand seemed pretty idle when I took this photo but I wonder if they can pour fast enough to keep up with the mass volume required to vend at Soldier Field.
There is nothing wrong with showing your Bears support but this dude was standing up for every play in the first series of the game against the Eagles. He was getting belligerent with everyone which seemed to be a bad omen at the very start of Q1. He also was making his girlfriend cry and then he'd sloppily try to make up for it. They left around the 2nd quarter I think they were in the wrong seats or something and she was just laughing at how hammered he was.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
The bathroom situation at Bears' games is always terrible, although it is much better at the Adler Lot than at the South lot, where there are always 1000 people in line. These people got ahead of the game by bringing their OWN porta john... very clever.
Up in the cheap non PSL seats it's a long way to go all the way down to the concessions area to get a beer. So she is getting ahead of the game by bringing up 2 beers for herself. One thing about Bears games is that girls can keep up, too.
You can see where everyone has to leave their beers as they start to walk from the Adler Lot over to the stadium prior to game time. Note the big white "Delerium Tremens" bottle... that's ours.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Kind of like doing a beer bong (check out the movie here), shotgunning a beer never gets old, either. These guys seem a bit too adult to be doing this but what the heck, it's the home opener. Note that they aren't wussing around with 12 oz cans, these are 16 oz cans, to boot
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Only the finest of corn flavored water in cans are present at this preseason tailgate.
Our tailgating is now at the Adler lot so we will get a chance to meet some new drunks, although it will be tough to top the crowd in the South Lot.