Saturday, December 5, 2009

Big Search Engine Bing Loves Us

Microsoft renamed their search engine "Bing" and then went out to scan the world. Apparently they stumbled upon the most important site in the world, "Drunk Bear Fans", of course.

If you go into their search engine and type "drunks" or you can just follow this URL right here you will find one of Dan's all time best photos on the 2nd line of the main page, where some dope was basically peeing on Dan's truck in the South lot while tailgating, and Dan put a teeny-weeny little square over the guys' private parts. Here is a link to this classic post.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

More Drinking Opportunities



For Drunk Bear Fans to thrive, we need to keep the drunks adequately filled with alcohol. While you can bring your own in the parking lot, once inside the Stadium it is mostly mass market stuff. But now you can see that the Irish and those that like Guinness also have a new drinking option - the stand seemed pretty idle when I took this photo but I wonder if they can pour fast enough to keep up with the mass volume required to vend at Soldier Field.

Porta John Joy

Drunk Dude Standing Up



There is nothing wrong with showing your Bears support but this dude was standing up for every play in the first series of the game against the Eagles. He was getting belligerent with everyone which seemed to be a bad omen at the very start of Q1. He also was making his girlfriend cry and then he'd sloppily try to make up for it. They left around the 2nd quarter I think they were in the wrong seats or something and she was just laughing at how hammered he was.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Word Verification

As of late spammers have been focusing on the most important site in the world, Drunk Bear Fans. So I will have to turn on word verification for comments. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Bears Porta-John



The bathroom situation at Bears' games is always terrible, although it is much better at the Adler Lot than at the South lot, where there are always 1000 people in line. These people got ahead of the game by bringing their OWN porta john... very clever.

2 Fisting Bears Hottie



Up in the cheap non PSL seats it's a long way to go all the way down to the concessions area to get a beer. So she is getting ahead of the game by bringing up 2 beers for herself. One thing about Bears games is that girls can keep up, too.

No booze past this point



You can see where everyone has to leave their beers as they start to walk from the Adler Lot over to the stadium prior to game time. Note the big white "Delerium Tremens" bottle... that's ours.

Bears Fan in Repose



Upon leaving the stadium during the 2nd half of the blowout loss against the Cardinals in 2009 we saw this gentleman in repose.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Two Fisting Wine



Here's a new trend - two fisting wine. Earlier this guy was drinking the most electric pink wine I've ever seen.

Crazy Lions Wig



In a new trend this Lions fan was having fun with a big blonde wig.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Crazy Steelers Wig



There were an immense number of drunken Steelers fans at the Bears home opener. They came out in colors and this guy had extra colors on his head and did some sort of Steeler dance for anyone nearby.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Bear Skin



Gotta laugh at this guy wearing a bear skin, and the girl with over-the-top makeup who wants a photo with him

Shotgunning a Beer




Kind of like doing a beer bong (check out the movie here), shotgunning a beer never gets old, either. These guys seem a bit too adult to be doing this but what the heck, it's the home opener. Note that they aren't wussing around with 12 oz cans, these are 16 oz cans, to boot

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Bears Hottie

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This Bears hottie was making the endless trek up the stairs to the cheap non-PSL seats.

It gets cut off but the guy behind me was shouting "Your seat's right here, baby"

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Only The Best


Only the finest of corn flavored water in cans are present at this preseason tailgate.

Our tailgating is now at the Adler lot so we will get a chance to meet some new drunks, although it will be tough to top the crowd in the South Lot.