More Drinking Opportunities

For Drunk Bear Fans to thrive, we need to keep the drunks adequately filled with alcohol. While you can bring your own in the parking lot, once inside the Stadium it is mostly mass market stuff. But now you can see that the Irish and those that like Guinness also have a new drinking option - the stand seemed pretty idle when I took this photo but I wonder if they can pour fast enough to keep up with the mass volume required to vend at Soldier Field.

Porta John Joy

Drunk Dude Standing Up

There is nothing wrong with showing your Bears support but this dude was standing up for every play in the first series of the game against the Eagles. He was getting belligerent with everyone which seemed to be a bad omen at the very start of Q1. He also was making his girlfriend cry and then he'd sloppily try to make up for it. They left around the 2nd quarter I think they were in the wrong seats or something and she was just laughing at how hammered he was.

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Bears Porta-John

The bathroom situation at Bears' games is always terrible, although it is much better at the Adler Lot than at the South lot, where there are always 1000 people in line. These people got ahead of the game by bringing their OWN porta john... very clever.

2 Fisting Bears Hottie

Up in the cheap non PSL seats it's a long way to go all the way down to the concessions area to get a beer. So she is getting ahead of the game by bringing up 2 beers for herself. One thing about Bears games is that girls can keep up, too.

No booze past this point

You can see where everyone has to leave their beers as they start to walk from the Adler Lot over to the stadium prior to game time. Note the big white "Delerium Tremens" bottle... that's ours.

Bears Fan in Repose

Upon leaving the stadium during the 2nd half of the blowout loss against the Cardinals in 2009 we saw this gentleman in repose.