Thursday, December 30, 2010

Real Drunk Bear Fan (Sad) Story

Over here at the most important site on the Internet Drunk Bear Fans we usually run all original content.  But a friend of mine sent over this link about an incredibly drunk Bear fan who came home after the win against the Jets and lit the Christmas tree in his house on fire and the firefighters had to come and rescue his 1 year old son.  His mother in law is interviewed and she kept mentioning how he'd come back from the Bears game drunk and go crazy so they didn't want him there.

You need to watch to the end of the video - the firefighters and the police are there but the guy comes out in his boxers and no shoes or shirt and it is on tape with the reporters and he manages to out-run the police with no shoes on and was still at large a couple of days later.

Here is the link.  If for some reason it doesn't work then go to and look for

"Child rescued after mom's boyfriend sets Christmas tree on fire"

Watch to the very end to see the glimpse of the guy coming out right in front of the reporters who got him on film in just his boxers and no shoes and making a run for it.


Sunday, December 26, 2010


This happy guy was drinking Rumple Minz out of the bottle (although later everyone was drinking out of little plastic glasses, too).  It does take the edge off the cold, considering that it is 100 proof.

Not shown - guy across the way from us who sat in a chair and had a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jameson whiskey in the other calmly enjoying his pre-game tailgate.

Grown Men Shotgunning Beers

Ah something is timeless about a group of grown men (adults) shotgunning a beer.  Bud Light.  Urp!

Rex Foot Lover

Some Bear fans had a special message for the coach of the Jets with the supposed foot fetish.  Love the "Da Coach" reference inserted.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Turkey Hat

Don't know exactly what this guy was thinking but he was wearing a turkey on his head.

Crazy Eagles Guy In Costume

At the Bears vs. Eagles game on November 28th there were a lot of dopey and heckling Eagles fans in the cheap seats where we live.  This guy at least was funny wearing a full on Eagles outfit - those kinds of visiting fans are at least entertaining.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Drunk Dude Falls Into Another Row

This big dude in the William Perry refrigerator jersey did what I rarely see - he not only fell over, he fell down into the row beneath him.  During that amazing 2006 season run some drunk in the row above me fell down onto my back but he was small and bounced off and I kind of saw him rocking from side to side out of the corner of my eye so I was able to brace myself.  If this big guy fell onto me it would have really hurt!  In the first picture notice the arms raised in victory for his idiocy.  Note how he is grinning and sheepish a bit of a happy drunk.  Definitely a DRUNK BEAR FAN!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Shotgunning Contest

One of these guys, I can't remember which, shotgunned a beer in something like 2 seconds. I think I would pass out instantly - on top of that it is Coors Light - ugh.

Hey Man, That's My DICK Jaur On

Best t-shirt of the day, and MAN was this guy smashed after the game.

Update - we saw this guy over at the hated jukebox STILL WEARING THIS SHIRT. He must take good care of it in the offseason. Remember - Jauron was fired by the Bears in 2003 almost 10 years ago... that is a long time for any T Shirt.

Drunk Grilling Disaster

These guys while getting sauced had their grill on a plastic table. As the grill heated up the table melted and the grill slid off making an enormous mess on the ground. They are lucky that nobody got hurt - but a lot of pride got hurt. You could see their women steaming after this. But these guys soldiered on, reset, and started cooking again.

Real Bear Fans Use Pace

Beer Pong

Love the shorts down to show off blue boxers look too.

Crazy Flag Guy

This one is filed under "the blog that writes itself" category - This insane drunk guy came running at us after the win vs. the Lions.

Ummm, yea.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Season Opener 2010 vs. Lions

Some good shots from the Bears home opener against Detroit in 2010. It was a beautiful day in the Adler Lot.

OK so this was a bit staged but the guy next to us was happy to try to polish off the last of our mini-keg before walking to the stadium.

This shirt says it all.

I like the grinder with the Detroit player up top. That helmet must have been HOT to wear.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Drunk Bear fans 2010!

Windy City Rollers - girls roller derby

The guy in the converted Bears ambulance

Bears hotties in the cheap seats

Drunk dude shouting atop an RV

Guy playing drunken flip cup game Adler Lot

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Obscure Jersey Summer Edition

Walking through River North I saw a Cedric Benson jersey. Note that someone takes care to update his Wikipedia bio with his most recent arrests, such as the June 2010 arrest for punching a bartender in the face. Ouch. Was his Curtis Enis jersey in the wash?

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Long Summer

Well, the long summer months have arrived, but only two months until the pre season! This is a pretty funny documentary, I think my favorite part is when the guy actually shakes after taking a sip of that Old Style can.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Still Here and Kickin'

No need to worry! This is the most important website in the world and we take the work we do here very seriously. As a matter of fact, the work is never ending and among the highest of our priorities.

I will be off for the summer, unless, that is, I find some good drunks at one of the many Brewer games I will be attending (possible).

Don't forget, if you have a contribution you can always email me at the address to the right. Have a good summer!