Saturday, October 22, 2011

Drunk Girls Atop RV


Over at Adler Lot not only is the Bear parking but they also have RV parking (and cash parking too, which is always a disaster because they have like 2 spots and a ton of people pack up and try to get in). At some point drunks always climb up atop their RV's and custom tailgating vans and either start shouting (guys) or dancing (girls). Since these are girls they are dancing.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Breast Shot

From the Wisco/Nebraska Game:

This is pretty good fun.

But...

We had a pretty disturbing episode later. While walking to the car two women approached Carl and I somewhat despondent that they couldn't find their car - both were completely intoxicated and one had already taken a header and had a cut on the bridge of her nose and blood was running down her face. We tried at first to help but they were talking gibberish and eventually I decided that helping them find their car wasn't the best thing for anyone at that point.

You Are Doing It All Wrong


The guy that is married to this woman is doing it all wrong and making me look like a life planning genius. That is all I will say about that.

Too Many Questions


The girl on the front right while cute was trying to delve into the mysteries and ins and outs of the business plan of Drunk Bear Fans. She couldn't believe that she was talking to the OWNER of a website and wondered why I didn't have a business card to prove myself, as if that is the best line I could possibly come up with to start a conversation. These five were having a pretty good time.

Excellent Economic Analysis


We ran into this guy who taught us a thing or two about how to drink. Rather than spend $36 for a six pack of 16 ouncers at the bar, this guy bought pitchers for $16 each and drank them right out of that container.

Not sure how many ounces that pitcher is, but it looks like good beer and he is getting a great value, all things considered.

Oddly, the same six sixteen ouncers of cornwater that we paid six bucks for each would have cost 8.50 each at Soldier Field, so if you look at it that way it was still a bargain. Or something.

Ballin' On A Budget


Sorry, sort of out of focus, but that's how we roll here at DBF.

Always Wear Your Drinking Bib

Tiny Shot of Beer


A guy was selling beads with tiny beer mugs on the end. Of course Carl and I goaded this drunk fan into doing shots with us and she was more than happy to oblige.

Six Pack on the Waist


That engineering degree came in handy to create something of value!

Wis Fucking Consin


The strange t-shirts were out in full force.

Sleeping on Porta Johns


I really wish this shot would have turned out better. This was around the third quarter after Carl and I went back to the bars. This guy was passed out on the portas, sort of flopping back and forth trying to keep himself upright but sleeping at the same time.

Best T Shirt


Nothing like a good sc*t reference when you are trying to pick up the ladies, I always say.

Miller Lite Wide Mouths


Carl and I were going to a pre game tailgate and got behind these three, each of whom had a sixer (or is it an eight pack?) of the Miller Lite widemouth aluminum "bottle". Upon reflection Carl and I decided that indeed, the normal mouthed bottles certainly aren't wide enough - you must be able to get MORE of that valuable cornwater down the hatch FASTER thus the modern design.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Livin' Large with DBF

Here at DBF we know how to travel in style when we go on road trips to cover drunken fans outside of Chicago. This sign was taped to the front door of Carl's hotel in Madison...

Old Dude with Badger Hat

This old guy was an absolute hit at the bar we saw him at with this badger hat on his head. He put some corn husks in the badger's mouth too but that must have fallen out on the way to the stadium.

No Turds No Tamps


Awesome sign on this private porta-john tailgating in Madison

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Drunk Bear Fans on Assignment

Carl and I will be at the Wisco-Nebraska tilt today and all of the pre game revelry that will go along with it. It is a lock that we will have a LOT of material for this blog from this one.