Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Drunk Bear Fans On Location

Carl and I spent the Super Bowl weekend in the high flying super classy town of Reno, to do some sports betting and have some fun. A great time was had by all.

The day of the Super Bowl we stood at the $5 crap table and basically got paid to drink. It was a long day, and we were decently buzzed by the end of it. But...then we met Sweetness here. Note Sweetness and Carl in a very deep conversation.

The first thing I did was give him his credit card that he dropped, then two seconds later Carl got him his cell phone back. Sweetness offered to buy us all a shot - when we respectfully declined (by saying FUCK NO) he noted that he thought we are all men here - or something like that - he was slurring pretty badly.

Drunk Bear Fans. You are always close to one. Even in Reno.


Carl from Chicago said...

Some more factoids:

That guy wasn't carrying one but TWO cell phones. He was planning on obviously losing his WORK and HOME lines at once... after he permanently lost his credit card which you gave back to him.

Also you forgot to say that he named his daughter after Walter Payton. He told us that about 55 times.

Dan from Madison said...

Oh shit I totally forgot that. What did he name her? I think Payton.