Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The World's Only Hot & Female Green Bay Fan

While rummaging through the DBF files I found this photo from the January 2011 NFC Central playoff game between the Bears and the hated Pack (the one we all remember where Cutty went down and we wasted a quarter before Hanie sparked a bit of a fire before collapsing).

While tailgating before this game the girl just to the left of the reporter (the one with the white hat and microphone) had an "Ice Bowl" jacket and happened to be very cute.  We had never met a Green Bay female fan at a tailgate before who was attractive so we even talked to her a bit and offered her some food and drink (she was by herself, oddly).  She seemed to get a kick out of the fact that we openly told her straight out that she was the only "hot" Green Bay female fan we'd ever seen.

We weren't the only one to laugh about that.  A female reporter from a Green Bay TV station (or maybe it was Milwaukee, who cares it was Wisconsin) came over and made a beeline right for her.  We chuckled because we knew why they picked her out of the crowd of immense cheese-eating and beer swilling Pack fans (not to say that Bears fans aren't gigantic and about to die of a coronary like the "Super Fans" sketch from Saturday Night Live, but hey it is our blog so whatever).

Monday, May 14, 2012

DBF Back in 2008

I was inspired by the DBF update and went back into the files to look for some more DBF memories (if they are memories, you weren't there).  Here is a classic of Mayor Daley leading his "our house" cheer.  You can't believe how cold it was on that day it was ten degrees and Dan has a video I think it was our first post here at DBF.

Want to be in a bus full of drunks?  Take the school bus that drives down to Soldier Field on that secret road by the train tracks parallel to Lake Shore Drive.  Makes you feel like a kid again.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

New Look At Drunk Bear Fans

We re-invested all our non-existent profits into an upgrade of the site here at the most important site on the Internet, "Drunk Bear Fans".  Some improvements:

- we are using Bloggers "dynamic views".  Check out the menu on the top left.  You can view it as "classic", or "flip card" (pretty funny) or any other way.  Good way to see all the pictures without scrolling through everything

- go to the right and look at "labels" (they pop out if you hover over them) and click on "Stuff We Rant About".  We re-labeled all the posts and highlighted the classics so you can jump right there.  Here is a primer for those new to this place

  • Mayor Daley - a late middle aged guy who hangs with "Drunk'n Idiot" (it says so on the back of his jersey) and jumps up on whatever vehicle is available around 10:30 and gives a rambling rant about "our house" and usually takes his shirt off and pours booze on himself.  Simply awesome and give his videos a look
  • Beer Bongs - lots of those
  • Girls - drunken girl fans
  • Porta Johns - the upside of tailgating outside for hours
  • Chicago Park District Sucks - the disastrously managed Chicago Park District that runs Soldier Field
  • Cops and Bums - 'nuff said
  • No Shirt - yes the guy that is out there when it is freezing with no shirt on
  • Obscure Jerseys - damn get rid of that ancient jersey and move on with your life
  • Crappy Beer - Dan hates Coors Light and other swill so we need to point out the vile brews where possible

- Also it should look good on your iPhone it comes up in mobile edition.

- Translate - it is very funny to translate this site into different languages and see the words that it translates and those it gets hung up on

Enjoy!  Wait until next year.