We here at Drunk Bear Fans are tasked with a mission. That mission is primarily to document what goes on in and around Soldier Field, as relates to the use and abuse of alcohol. If you did nothing but watch the Bears on TV, you would never have any idea what goes on during tailgating, and in the nose bleeds, where we happily sit, outside of the dreaded PSL zone. On occasion we will record the events at other sporting events, and the results of drunken behavior there. Last weekend I was in Milwaukee for a bicycle race and had a few spare hours. I spent them wisely in downtown bars. Coincidentally, there was a Brewer game that day. The buses pull right up to the bars, and the drunken revelers pile in to head over to Miller Park, to consume more what we lovingly call "corn water". This bar that I was in had an excellent idea - why make the patrons, desperate to dump as much cornwater down their throats as humanly possible in the quickest amount of time, walk that six to ten extra steps to the inside of the bar? Hell, just roll the cooler out to the sidewalk and serve them there. This lovely cheesehead and her boyfriend agree. Sorry about the tiny photo, it was taken with my OLD cellphone (that I will be upgrading soon).
After the Brewer buses left there was some quiet time, then the drunken revelers came back to the bar area. There were a LOT of bachelorette parties. Yea!
I am always amused when I tell people that I run a website (ooooh) and I am a correspondent on location gathering vital information and photographs for my job. Even when you tell them it is for Drunk Bear Fans they still seem impressed. I don't think I can remember a time I have ever told someone that they were going to be on DBF and they said "fuck you don't do it". Then again, our targets for information gathering aren't typically the designated drivers. Here is one cute bride to be:
She was 30 and had two kids. Not bad though. Within a few shots she was showing the bartenders her butt and p*ssy. I got a few photos of it from the side.
Later that evening I saw her getting piggy back rides from some dude. It was all over but the crying.
Hey, she even gave me a kiss. I am sure that is on someone's social media site somewhere on the tubes.