One of our favorite topics here at "the most important site on the internet" (tm) is the obscure jersey. I don't know if it is a Bear fan deal, or if all NFL teams' fans have this thing going on. At any home Bear game you can see plenty of people with jerseys on (which is dumb enough) but the fact that we can get to re-live the horrible players of the past just makes no sense at all.
At what point do you look at yourself in the mirror and say that you just need to toss that Rashaan Salaam jersey? Are you really that cheap? And why do you wear the number 23 of Jerry Azumah instead of the almost universally known and current roster member Hester?
This is the question that simply cannot be answered. If we could figure it out it would be like finding the Higgs Boson particle.
Stalwart contributor Fro Dog has done the Lord's work and sent me this photo from last Sunday of a guy with a "handicapped" Cade jersey while washing up in the bathroom. My god.
On another note, Fro also notes that he got to see a woman barf all over some fans down below her way up in the nose bleeds. No photos of that but good to hear that things are normal up there.